Who Wore It Better? Top 10 Wastewater Treatment Plant Operator Looks of 2024!In this week’s edition of Who Wore it Better, we’re diving into the glamorous world of wastewater treatment plant operators. Turns out…Jan 20Jan 20
Bold Christmas Marketing Move: CVS Now Selling Advent Calendars Filled With Abandoned PrescriptionsDuring the holiday season, we all struggle to find gifts that will please the whole family. CVS Pharmacy has finally created a solution to…Nov 25, 2023Nov 25, 2023
Inside Local Man’s New Side Hustle: Just Fucking StealingLife hack! This guy we met at the corner store on 49th just shared his secret to financial success, and we can’t believe we didn’t think of…Oct 12, 2023Oct 12, 2023
Bandmates Starting to Suspect that Drummer’s New Girlfriend is Actually Just Paid Laborer Hired to…PHILADELPHIA, Pa. — Chris Clayton, drummer for local post-hardcore band Oat Milk Nightmare, is under intense scrutiny this week for his…Sep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023
Uh-Oh: Squishmallows Are Being Recalled for Containing Hazardous Levels of Mercury, and Now the…Tampa, Fla. — The shocking announcement released Monday by Squishmallow executives has caused unrest across the nation, revealing that the…Jun 16, 2023Jun 16, 2023